Clearly, you must see the humor in high-def television – baltimoresun.com:

“If you’re looking for cheap, easy entertainment – and who isn’t these days? – here’s something that’s always a hit.

Get yourself invited to the home of a friend who’s just sunk two or three grand into a fancy high-def TV…

… no matter what he puts on, watch it for a minute or two.

Then shake your head and say: “Maybe it’s me. But I just don’t see any difference between high-def and regular TV.”"

I just bought (actually Lay-by’d) a new LG HDTV, DVD/PVR/Digital tuner and 5.1 surround system and wish to take this opportunity to warn all who plan to visit: LOVE MY NEW HDTV or suffer the consequences…

Cycle News Online:

“Freestyler and Supermoto racer Mike Metzger suffered a broken back yesterday while performing a back flip for the Discovery Channel near the Queen Mary in Long Beach, California, according to the Long Beach Press Telegram”

While injuries are par-for-the-course in FreestyleMX, I just hope that the Godfather has not lasting effects. This sounds pretty serious and ominous.

If I offered you a million dollars to do the following, would you do it?

- Run around in the sun on a hot day for a few hours.

Sounds bad right? Ok, I’ll sweeten it:

- You get a 3 minute break every 5-10 minutes.
- Cool drinks and a shade umbrella. Maybe even a fan while you take a break.
- You can wear whatever clothing you want.
- I will provide a person with a towel every minute or so.
- I’ll get a crowd to cheer you ever step of the way. Up to 15,000 of them.

If you fail, I’ll still give you some money, a car and a driver and adulation.

Sounds good huh?

So why are these softcocks complaining?

Tone sent this to me.

It’s not exactly my best moment- nor best pic. But I like it…