Musings on ANZAC day

Posted in Uncategorized on April 26th, 2005 by thomasr

ANZAC day has been and gone for another year and I had not really intended on blogging about it, but rather interesting articles by Christopher Bantick and Michael Leunig made me reflect on the deeper, darker side of Gallipoli and WWI.
Leunig:

“What sort of person volunteers to devote their life to the skills of destruction and the business of hunting, trapping and slaughtering humans?”

Bantick:

By celebrating Simpson before Jacka, we choose a sanitised Anzac history…

As Australia commemorates the 90th anniversary of Gallipoli, what is being remembered is highly selective. It is unlikely that the name of Albert Jacka will be recalled today and it is easy to see why. Jacka stood for all that in peacetime is not welcome.

Jacka, a 22-year-old forestry worker from Wedderburn in Victoria, was Australia’s first Victoria Cross winner at Gallipoli. He attacked a Turkish position and shot five and bayoneted two more. But there are no monuments in any capital city to Jacka save one small memorial in the Garden of Remembrance in the Springvale Cemetery. Why?

Like the blog title says, I am Thomasr. Thomas after my maternal grandfather Thomas Hugh Sarre. Now ol’ Tom (b 1890) was a WWI vet. He didn’t go to Gallipoli as the 10th Light Horse (of which he was a member- “Trooper” Thomas H Sarre) was sent to the middle east to fight Turks and Germans in modern day Israel, Lebanon and Syria.

He fought all over the Middle East, was wounded (right through the right bicep) and was awarded the Military Medal for bravery. Now for those who don’t know, the Military Medal is not far behind the Victoria Cross insofar as wartime medals go:

The Military Medal was (until 1993) a military decoration awarded to personnel of the British Army, and formerly also to personnel of the armies of other Commonwealth countries, below the rank of Warrant Officer, for bravery in the battlefield.

The medal was established on March 25, 1916. It was equivalent to the Military Cross which was awarded to commissioned officers and Warrant Officers.

Now old Tom went to his grave and never said why he got his military medal. He had several reasons:
“For being the best looking bloke in the whole bloody army”
“For saving Phine (the bride!) from being an old maid”

After he died, my mum and my Aunt got a copy of the book “Westralian Cavalry during the Great War”. This leather bound book details all of the 10th Light Horse’s actions and movements during the war in Gallipoli and the middle east and has all citations and medals listed in the extensive glossary. We found old Tom’s citation and it reads as follows [click for fullsize]:

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The handwriting is a little tough, so I’ll try to re write:

“Trooper SARRE on the night 29/30 Sept. (1918) was one of Lieut. GWYNNE’S troop which stormed the rocky ridge south of SASA. He was in charge of a troop hoitchkiss gun with which weapon he did considerable damage amonmgst the enemy. During the pursuit at daylight on the 30th he galloped his horse forward to close quarters, brought into action and shot the [unreadable] of a leading field gun hereby causing its abandonment by the enemy. SARRE showed conspicous gallantry and dash throughout the whole of these operations”

His service details:

Wow. He was 26 years old. Younger than me today. He killed many enemy. I went to the Puckapunyal Museum and saw a Hotchkiss gun in situ on its saddle/horse mount and it was a serious piece of kit- essentially it’s a light machine gun suitable for the Light Horse. My Grandfather was in charge of it and it would seem he was very good with it and therefore killed many men with it. He carried this burden for 60+ years. The “shame” of having gone and done his duty- his ultimate duty- killing the enemy. Contrast that with Simpson:

John Simpson Kirkpatrick of the 3rd Field Ambulance has become the acceptable face of Gallipoli. As Les Carlyon pithily observed in his book, Gallipoli: “Out of the thousands who did heroic things at Gallipoli, he would be the chosen one.”

Now if you want brave (and crazy), Albert Jacka is your man. A natural killer, a real soldier. Reminds me of the stories about Wyatt Earp. It was said that Earp was not the fastest draw in the old west, but he was cool under pressure. He would draw his gun, fire and not miss. What gets missed in the Hollywood versions of the ol’ west is that scared men often missed…

If you thought Jacka’s exploits in Gallipoli were outstanding, his actions in Poziers stands alone as the single bravest and toughest actions by an Australian soldier- ever:

As dawn broke after a night of nerve-shattering shelling, the men underground only became aware that an enemy attack had swept overhead when a passing German rolled a bomb down the stairs. The concussion in the narrow confines of their shelter was tremendous but Jacka was first to recover and he immediately dashed to the surface, revolver in hand. The milling Germans he saw from the mouth of the dugout were the second line of a successful assault. A nearby group of them were escorting to the rear 42 prisoners from the Australian 48th Battalion. Only seven men from Jacka’s platoon had recovered from the blast and while many may have considered surrender a reasonable option in these circumstances, Jacka began thinking how he and his party could fight their way back to Australian lines. After weighing the options, he made a cold-blooded decision to launch his seven men in an attack on the 60 or so Germans who were there. No sooner had they jumped up than two of Jacka’s men were killed and every other man was hit but they charged on and belayed the Germans with rifle and bayonet. Jacka himself was hit seven times. Each time he fell to the ground he jumped up again “like a prize fighter”, he later said, and ran on. After emptying his revolver, he picked up a rifle and bayonet and accounted personally for some twelve or more of the enemy.

If a character in a movie was based on this bloke, you’d swear it was bullshit, I am just in awe of the man. Sure, Simpson walked up and down those murderous hills taking men to safety, but Jacka did all that and did the ultimate duty to boot.

He went on to become Mayor of St Kilda, the place I now call home. It’s truly an honour to have even tenous ties to such a great man. In my minds eye he is clearly out greatest war hero ever. His was anti-authoritarian, brave, tough and little mad. Perhaps you had to be.

When he died in 1932 (mostly due to his many war wounds) all 8 of his pall bearers were VC holders like Jacka.

Either way give me the genuine war heros as my heros. War is hell etc, but mostly it’s about killing and if we sanitise, we make it all seem fun and games again.

Just like the boys pre WWI- “it’s nowt but a grand adventure…”

The hero with a gun or the one with a donkey?
The story of Albert Jacka
Being a Sniper is a Dangerous Job
The 10th Light Horse

Clem goes all Ralphish

Posted in Uncategorized on April 22nd, 2005 by thomasr

In response to this and this I made this…:

Next month- “The bigger the tits, the better the reading” Who CARES!?! I LOVE IT”

This is a test…

Posted in Uncategorized on April 19th, 2005 by thomasr

Well folks, this is the start of our trip in a sense:
1 We picked up the new (secondhand) BMW this evening along with some new boots and bits for Rachel.
2 I have set up my new mobile phone so I can blog where ever there is mobile phone coverage. I am just going to have to learn to use the phone keys like a damn pro.
We will start the countdown to departure soon!

Posted in Uncategorized on April 18th, 2005 by thomasr


Saw the top graffiti on the way home, took a camera pic, downloaded, fiddled and here is the result…

Exhibition embarrassment for Kawasaki’s Alex Hofmann

Posted in Uncategorized on April 14th, 2005 by thomasr

The Portuguese Grand Prix got off to a painful and slightly embarrassing start for Kawasaki’s Alex Hofmann when the 24-year-old German crashed his Ninja ZX-RR during an exhibition ride at Estoril’s seafront Casino on Wednesday afternoon.

This is the guy who replaced Andrew Pitt in the factory Kawasaki MotoGP team, has shown nothing in the racing- his team mate Nakano is a top 5 contender this year and meanwhile Hoffman is going to be battling the lowly WCM team. I had no time for him when he took Pitt’s seat (Team manger German, new rider German- go figure!), and this just cements my view that he’s a clown and way way out of his depth.

Alex Hoffman- clown prince of MotoGP

Nigeria- great for big corporations

Posted in Uncategorized on April 13th, 2005 by thomasr

Apart from the total inability of the Nigerian government to stop the old “help me get this money out of the country” scam, they are also unable to get out of bed with the various oil companies turning their country into a wasteland- economic, environmental and human rights.

Australian (ABC) reporter Eric Campbell and his cameraman have been arrested:

Campbell said they approached armed police officers guarding bulldozers that were destroying mud brick and corrugated iron shacks housing more than 5,000 people near the Agip Waterside neighbourhood, and asked if they could film.

Instead they were arrested, Campbell said.

Eric Campbell is an extremely well respected reporter who has been through every reporters nightmare- the death of one of their team:

ERIC CAMPBELL: Earlier today we got word that an Ansar Islam base to some fundamentalists in Kurdistan had come under attack from US warplanes last night, and had been overrun by Kurds. So all the journalists here basically headed down on mass to this base. It seemed fairly quiet and Paul and I went up into the captured base to do some filming. There were some remnants of Ansar about a kilometre away beyond the checkpoint, and at one stage we heard some machine gunfire, so we ducked down behind the trench and then later we’re told that it had just been some Kurds firing, firing bullets in victory.

Then we finished filming and went down and we were just packing up the car and about to go and Paul was getting one last shot of [pause] getting one last shot of some Peshnigas [phonetic] who were running towards the base and he walked about 15 metres in front of me to get this shot and a taxi just screamed up beside him and exploded, and we were thrown back and Paul was dead, and…

Back to dear old Nigeria:

The Movement for the Survival of Ogoni People has criticised the month-long demolitions ordered by the state government, saying they unduly target shanty towns inhabited by the Ogoni ethnic minority.

The Ogoni minority in Nigeria have been and the blunt (or pointy) end of Nigerian domestic policy for many years. Sometimes the government has really done a number on them:

The movement was founded by activist-writer Ken Saro-Wiwa, who was executed along with eight others by Nigeria’s former military government in 1995.

It’s my feeling that this execution (which caused me to stop using Shell products for a while- my hypocrisy has boundaries) to a degree kicked off the modern Corporation Hate we so often see. While I don’t personally think that Nike or McDonalds are exactly public enemy number one- Shell’s behaviour at the time was appaling (rather by omission rather than act). And it’s not just in Nigeria: [from: http://www.shell.com/home/royal-en/html/iwgen/tellshell/thread12/Thread.htm ]

I am joining the growing chorus of civil rights, human rights, and environmental organizations that will continue to support the Diamond citizens’ struggle for freedom. Your corporation is fast becoming the poster child for environmental justice, recalling the status of Shell as an international human rights pariah for its actions in Nigeria. Shell’s disregard for the Diamond community adds another shameful chapter to the history of this corporation, following on the heels of Shell’s destruction of Nigeria’s Ogoni community and the corporation’s complicity in the murder of Ken Saro Wiwa.

The last word should go to someone else:

We all stand before history. I am a man of peace, of ideas. Appalled by the denigrating poverty of my people who live on a richly endowed land, distressed by their political marginilization and economic strangulation, angered by the devestation of their land, their ultimate heritage, anxious to preserve their right to life and to a decent living, and determined to usher to this country as a whole a fair and just democratic system which protects everyone and every ethnic group and gives us all a valid claim to human civilization, I have devoted my intellectual and material resources, my very life, to a cause in which I have total belief and from which I cannot be blackmailed or intimidated. I have no doubt at all about the ultimate success of my cause, no matter the trials and tribulations which I and those who believe with me may encounter on our journey. Nor imprisonment nor death can stop our ultimate victory.

I repeat that we all stand before history. I and my colleagues are not the only ones on trial.

Shell is here on trial and it is as well that it is represented by counsel said to be holding a watching brief. The Company has, indeed, ducked this particular trial, but its day will surely come and the lessons learnt here may prove useful to it for there is no doubt in my mind that the ecological war that the Company has waged in the Delta will be called to question sooner than later and the crimes of that war be duly punished. The crime of the Company’s dirty wars against the Ogoni people will also be punished.
- Ken Saro-Wiwa, addressing the court after his death sentence.

Greenpeace’s Website about Ken Saro-Wiwa
Shell’s webpage about Nigeria
Death of ABC cameraman in northern Iraq
Do a Google serarch and learn about what happened to Ken Saro-Wiwa
The Age- Nigerian police arrest Aust reporters

This does not help…

Posted in Uncategorized on April 13th, 2005 by thomasr

Like many Australians, I am very concerned about the arrest and trial of Schapelle Corby. But the clowns who did this are not freakin’ well helping:

The federal government has moved to reassure Indonesia following a threat to kill staff at the country’s Perth consulate unless Australian Schapelle Corby is freed from a Bali jail.
Police are investigating the threat to Indonesian consulate staff, believed to have been made in a letter which also contained two bullets.

“If Schapelle Corby is not released immediately you will all receive one of these bullets through the brain,” The Australian newspaper quoted the letter as saying.

“All Indonesians out now – go home you animals.”

This is not the way to “fight” for her freedom moron…

Death threat damaging to Corby: Downer – National – www.theage.com.au

Round Oz on a motorcycle- without killing each other…

Posted in Uncategorized on April 11th, 2005 by thomasr


Rachel is the proud owner of “Bavarian Tractor”- a BMW R1100 GS. It’s a ‘94 model, red (the picture is NOT the actual bike- we don’t get it until Saturday), has three boxes (panniers, topbox), crash bars, driving lights and so on.

So why have we bought such a vehicle?
Rachel and I are off around Australia in late July for an as yet undecided period. The map you see here is our current (rough) plan. Promises to be fun, mad, tiring, frustrating and hopefully triumphant.
Here are the places we are going (these are what I will call the “legs” we plan to cover)
1/ Melbourne to Horsham/Lake Eyre
2/ Lake Eyre/ Ayers Rock / Alice Springs
3/ Eastern NT, sou west QLD to Rockhampton
4/ Rocky to Cape York and then back To Weipa.
5 Ferry from Weipa to Karumba
6/ Korumba to Darwin and Kakadu
7/ Kakadu to Kimberlies
8/ Kimberlies way way down the WA coast to Perth.
9/ Perth to Adelaide
10/ Adelaide To Melbourne

Related Links So, you bought a BMW R100GS eh?
Around Australia the Hard Way in 1929
Bikestay in Australia
www.horizonsunlimited.com- The BEST, most comprehensive site Just reading the Newsletter should get you on a bike!! (perhaps not)

Top 10 Most Ridiculous Black Metal Pics of All Time- RUTHLESS REVIEWS

Posted in Uncategorized on April 6th, 2005 by thomasr

Death Metal. Nope, don’t quite get it. This list of pics really shows why it’s so fucking lame. Faux tough, uber closet gay and compellingly funny. As noted in the review, the bloke below is carrying an axe that looks more like the Bat Signal than an axe, while trying to look tough WITH HIS FUCKING FLY OPEN!!!

Top 10 Most Ridiculous Black Metal Pics of All Time- RUTHLESS REVIEWS

Closer to bald than hairy

Posted in Uncategorized on April 4th, 2005 by thomasr


Ken Wootton’s bald spot for all to see.